Elden Ring was released just over a month and a half ago, but there are already hundreds of ways to play it, each one more unusual than the next. While most Shatterless are content to explore the Underworld by simply walking and attacking, others, like Distortion2 (the king of the Elden Ring speedrun) have decided to do otherwise by finishing the game without no bladed or physical weapons, but using his character's posterior.
A crashing leap
It all started recently, when Distortion2, current Any% Unrestricted speedrunning champion on Elden Ring, asked himself: Is it possible to complete the game using only my butt? Specifically, is it possible to defeat the main bosses of the game with this body part?
Of course, he does not use his own behind but that of his dear character, who, in his underwear , goes to rub shoulders with the most formidable creatures of the Underworld.
This rather unusual technique is carried out using war ashes, called "Ground Slam" , or shattering Bond in French. They can be used on all melee weapons and their impact creates a powerful shock wave that spreads all around the player.
Distortion2 therefore only has to repeat the action, until it defeats its enemies, in certainly more time than it usually takes, but the result is there. From valiant gargoyles to Morgott the Forsaken King, all of FromSoftware's most iconic bosses and adversaries in the game are defeated under the relentless blows of the Splinterless.
The streamer does not stop there, he even allows himself to use this deceitful technique on certain players in pvp, who have come to invade him for a single combat. In short, the result of this unusual run is quite funny.
The YouTuber says he is, right now, trying to break his own record. So we wonder who can stop Distortion2, although we want him to continue to surprise us with his creative run ideas!