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The Last of Us Part 1: Where to find all of Ellie's jokes?

The Last of Us Part 1: Where to find all of Ellie's jokes?

If you want to complete The last of Us part 1 in its entirety you'll have to deal with young Ellie's jokes, and here's where to find them all.

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Released in June 2013 The Last of Us Part 1 is above all an adventure game with a story taking an important place in your experience, but have you thought about recovering the various collectibles hidden in the levels? The game offers you to listen to Ellie tell you jokes on 5 occasions as the game progresses. She has about twenty in total and will choose them at random. Listening to all 5 jokes will even give you an achievement. But where to listen to them? Don't worry, we tell you everything!

Ellie's Joke 1: Pittsburgh

At some point you will pass on the other side of a bus. After doing this, wait a few moments for Ellie to start telling the joke.

Ellie's Joke 2: Pittsburgh

You will hear the next joke after killing all the bandits in the big bookstore.

Ellie's Joke 3: Pittsburgh

When you see a bandit take a plank in the flooded part of town, turn around and approach the poster on the right. After a brief conversation with Ellie, the girl should use her book one more time.

Ellie's Joke 4: Pittsburgh

After going upstairs in the hotel, collect all the artifacts (including the one in the chest) and climb the ladder. Ellie should then start telling jokes.

Ellie's joke 5: The suburbs

After you get to the suburbs, you'll need to listen to Ellie next to the ice cream truck, next to the large sign on the wall to the right, in the kitchen inside the building to the left, and next to a firefly symbol at the end of the road (at the barricade).

Complete list of Ellie's jokes

If you're curious to see which jokes you missed, here's the full list of all the jokes Ellie can say during your adventure. She has a total of twenty jokes taken from her two joke books.

  • Want a quiche joke? Forget, she was downright tart.
  • I fell in love one stormy night. It was a real thunderbolt.
  • What does white grapes say to black grapes? You forgot the sunscreen!
  • What is the peak for a postman? Bah... it's to be stamped....
  • What does a bowl say to a cup when they are both at the edge of a sink? "We're going to drink the cup" and what does the cup answer? "Yeah... Bad luck!"
  • What is a nose that scares birds? A scarecrow nose.
  • What does a mermaid say when she has to leave? I have to seaweed there.
  • What's a man in a wheat field with a machine gun? A cereal killer.
  • I walked into a stable and stepped on some pants. It was riding breeches...
  • Do you know what a penknife is? It's a little dog, oh no little fien!
  • Do you know what is the leading cause of divorce in the world today? The wedding.
  • They say the worst thing for a baker is to be taken to the...? Baguette.
  • What is a cannibal's favorite dish? It's the croque-monsieur!
  • What is the most explosive cocktail? The molotov.
  • I don't like being scolded. Especially in the shower.
  • 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates (pi = 3.14)
  • Monsieur and Madame d'œuf have a son. John.
  • You know what's wrong? The squares.
  • What is a torch? It is a dromedary with two humps.
  • What do you call a late lemon? A squeezed lemon.
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